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Blonde Jokes

Q: what do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
A: last years hide and go seek winner.

Q: what do you call a smart blond?
A: a golden retriever.
A2: an indicator of a really bad hangover.

Q: what do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A: bobbing for bimbos.

Q: what do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: a brain tumor.

Q: what do you call an unmarried blond in a bmw?
A: divorcee'

Q: what do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
A: air bubbles.

Q: what do you call four blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: far-from-thinkin

Q: what do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
A: artificial intelligence.

Q: what do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
A: a vacant possession.

Q: what do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Q: what do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
A: pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: what do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: run like hell... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Q: what do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla?
A: who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do...

Q: what do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.
A2: something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.

Q: what do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: change.

Q: what do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: two brunettes.

Q: what do you give the blonde that has everything?
A: penicillin.

Q: what do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A: "have another beer."

Q: what do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "nice tits!"

Q: what do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A: the back of her head.

Q: what does "bones" mccoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: "space. The final frontier......"

Q: what does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: they're both empty from the neck up.

Q: what does a blond say during a porno?
A: there I am!!

Q: what does a blonde and a tampon have in common?
A: they're both stuck up cunts!

Q: what does a blonde answer to the question "are you sexually active?"
A: "no, i just lie there."

Q: what does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: she picks up her purse and goes home.

Q: what does a blonde make best for dinner?
A: reservations.

Q: what does a blonde owl say?
A: what, what?

Q: what does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: her ankles.

Q: what does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A: way to go team!

Q: what does a blonde say if you blow in her ear?
A: "thanks for the refill!"

Q: what does a blonde say when she gives birth?
A: gee, are you sure it's mine?

Q: what does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: it's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

Q: what does a blonde think an innuendo is?
A: an Italian suppository.

Q: what does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A: they both have a black box.b A2: both have a cockpit.

Q: what does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: the more you bang it the looser it gets.

Q: what does the Bermuda triangle and blondes have in common?
A: they've both swallowed a lot of seamen.

Q: what does the postcard from a blond's vacation say?
A: having a wonderful time. Where am i?

Q: what goes vroom, screech,vroom, screech,vroom, screech?
A: a blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q: what happens when a blonde gets alzheimers disease?
A: her iq goes up!

Q: what happens when a blonde puts her panties on backwards?
A: she gets her ass chewed out.

Q: what important question does a blonde ask his/her mate Before having sex?
A: do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?

Q: what is 68 to a blonde?
A: where she goes down on you and you owe her 1.

Q: what is a bellybutton for?
A: it gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down.

Q: what is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
A: the air pump!

Q: what is a blonde's idea of dental floss?
A: pubic hair.

Q: what is a blonde's only complaint about oral sex?
A: the lousy view.

Q: what is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A: a blond doing cartwheels.

Q: what is blonde and green and jumps from bed to bed?
A: a prostitoad.

Q: what is every blonde's ambition in life?
A: to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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