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Deathbed confession

there was this husband and he was about to die his wife was trying to comfort him and she was crying then he says "before i leave there is something that i have to tell you" and she says " no hunny dont talk, dont stress yourself out" and he says "nut i have to confess to you that i slept with your bestfriend, your sister, and your mother" then she says "i know hunny thats why i poisoned you"

Thanks to p miranda for this joke.

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