An old man's weiner

One day in a hospital an 90 year old man is laying on his bed. Then a nurse comes in and the man says "nurse my weiner just died". Then the nurse says "oh my, will you be able to live without it?" "I guess" says the old man. So the next day the old man is walking down the hospital's hall with his pants off and his weiner hanging out with everyone looking at it. Then the nurse says "I thought your weiner died". The old man says "it did, this is the viewing."

Thanks to Anthony Oberman for this joke.

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