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A Scotsman In A Field

A Scotsman, walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.     The Scotsman shouts " Awa ye feel hoor that s full O coos Sharn"   (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow shit.)     The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you".     The Scotsman man shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in."

Thanks to Stevan Hogg for this joke.

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