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Joke Home > Miscellaneous Jokes > 10 Things to Do At a Restaurant

10 Things to Do At a Restaurant

Total Views: 7,744 Last Updated: 11/27/2004 Number Votes: 583 | Average: 0.10

10. Superglue plastic wrap on all the toilets and flush them so that if somebody breaks the plastic wrap, toilet water will fly at them.  9. Eat the free appetizers at the table and leave before you order.  8. Put on a chef outfit and switch two orders.  7. Sit at a table that is next to an occupied table, and start eating noisily, burping, and using your hands.  6. If you see a table with toddlers, sit at the table next to them and start cussing loudly at your friend.  5. If you're at a fast food restaurant, grab an order from the counter and leave.  4. At a fast food restaurant, tell your friend to grab your order from the window and run, the person at the window will give you a free order.  3. Talk retardedly and ask the guy at the counter if you can have a chocolate shake for two point nine eight cents.  2. Order food at the drive thru and come back and say you're missing two cheeseburgers. (This works)  1. Put food on your bra and ask some guy with his girlfriend if he could wipe it off.

Thanks to Larr Power for this joke. 

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