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Joke Home > Little Johnny Jokes > !!!!!!!Little J-o-h-n-n-y

!!!!!!!Little J-o-h-n-n-y

Total Views: 55,326 Last Updated: 3/26/2006 Number Votes: 1,039 | Average: 0.44

one day in skool little johnny was sittin in the bak of the class room and the teacher asked what part of your bodies go to heaven first. Well he was sittin there rasing his hand and she called on little sussie and she said your hands and the teacher asked why your hands and she says because u pray with them u eat u do everything with them and the teacher says good answer. So little johnny still has his hand up so she calls on little billy and he says your head and the teacher asks why he said because it is the top part of your body so the teacher says ok thats a good answer. So little johnny is sittin in the bak of the room and he is about to jump out of his seat and so the teacher says ok little johnny and he says your feet and the teacher says what and she says why because last night I was walking to the bathroom and i pasted my mom and dads room and i seen daddy on top of mommy and mommy had her feet up in the air saying jesus im coming im coming.

Thanks to Brent Tonley for this joke. 

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