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Joke Home > Little Johnny Jokes > animals

animals

Total Views: 34,740 Last Updated: 8/3/2003 Number Votes: 576 | Average: 0.75

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is.<BR><BR>No hands are raised, so the teacher says, "See it's long neck? What animal has a long neck like this?"<BR><BR>Sally holds up her hand and says it's a giraffe. "Very good Sally," the teacher replies.<BR><BR>Next, the teacher holds up a picture of a zebra. Again, no hands are raised, so the teacher says, "See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes like this?"<BR><BR>Billy holds up his hand and says it's a zebra. "Very good Billy," the teacher replies.<BR><BR>Next, the teacher holds up a picture of a deer. Again, no hands are raised, so the teacher says, "See the big antlers on this animal? What animal has horns like this?"<BR><BR>Still no one guesses.<BR><BR>"Let me give you another hint,"says the teacher. "It's something your mother calls your father."<BR><BR>Little Johnny shouts out, "I know what it is -- it's a horny bastard."<BR>

Thanks to jadd dimmock for this joke. 

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