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Joke Home > Religious Jokes > A preist, a rabbi, and a convict

A preist, a rabbi, and a convict

Total Views: 12,645 Last Updated: 5/14/2005 Number Votes: 734 | Average: 0.10

three men are fishing on a boat in the middle of a lake. there is a preist, a rabbi, and a convict. the preist gets a bite and when he tries to reel it in, the line breaks. so the preist steps out of the boat, walking on the water, and retreives his hook. amazed, the convict wonders how he did this and comes to the conclusion that it must've been a miracle.   later the rabbi gets a bite and when he reels it in, his line also breaks. effortlessly, he walks on the water and retreives his hook. once again the convict wonders how this is possible, and again he belives it is a miracle.  finnaly, the convict stands up eager to see if he can do it also. when he steps out of the boat, he sinks and drowns. the preist looks at the rabbi and says, "think we should've told him where the rocks were?"

Thanks to sean scanlon for this joke. 

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