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Joke Home > Dirty Jokes > "The Date"

"The Date"

Total Views: 35,770 Last Updated: 2/28/2004 Number Votes: 519 | Average: 0.61

There was this teenage girl who wanted to go out to see her boyfriend. She  was only 15, and she asked her father if she could go out for the evening.    "I'm sorry," Said her father, "it's a weekday evening and you've got  school tomorrow. I can't let you go out this evening."    The girl REALlY wanted to go go out that evening as she knew her boyfriend  had a special night planned for them. So she said "Dad, I'm only asking  this one evening. Please?"    "No, sorry."    "Dad, I'll do ANYTHING if you let me go out tonight. For example how about  if I do all the housework for a month?"    Her father replied, "Well, how about if you just suck my cock? I'll let  you go out then."    The girl did want to go out ever so much, so she said "okay then...let's  get it over with."    Her father dropped his trousers and pulled out his dick. The girl got down  on her knees and put it into her mouth.    "OH YUCK!" she cried. "This tastes of shit!"    "I know," said her father. "Your brother just borrowed the car..."

Thanks to Brandon Tills for this joke. 

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