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Joke Home > Dirty Jokes > "Turn on your headlights, Mommy."

"Turn on your headlights, Mommy."

Total Views: 22,607 Last Updated: 4/8/2006 Number Votes: 533 | Average: 0.29

A little girl named walks up to her mother and says "Mommy, can I take a shower with you and daddy?" her mom thinks about htis and says "Sure honey, but don't look up and son't look down, okay?" the little girl nods "Okay, mommy." she gets in and looks at her dad "Daddy? Whats that?" she asked, the dad thinks for a second and says "That's daddy's limo." she looks up at her mom and says "Mommy? Whats that?" her mom says "Those are my...er...headlights." the little girl looks down and says "Whats that?" the mom sayd "Thats...my garage," later that night there was a loud stomr. the little girl goes into her mothers room and says "Mommy, daddy? Can I sleep with you?" "Okay sweetie but don't look under the covers," the mom says. she gets in looks under the blankets and says "Mommy, you better turn on your headlights, daddy's limo is backing up into your garage."

Thanks to Jacket noneofyourdamnbuisness for this joke. 

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