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Joke Home > Dirty Jokes > "whats that mean mommy"

"whats that mean mommy"

Total Views: 28,125 Last Updated: 4/19/2004 Number Votes: 569 | Average: 0.94

A little boy was out shopping with his mum and a lady ran over his mother's foot with a trolley, the mum called her a b****, the little boy asked, "mum, what's a b****, his mother answered "oh don't worry son it's just another name for a woman." His mum baught a box of tampons an as they were paying the little boy asked "what are tampons" his mother replied "oh just scarves honey"     The next day he was out with his dad, a shop attendant droped a can of soup from the top of a ladder and it hit the boys dad on the head, he went"you bastard", the little boy asked "daddy whats a bastard" the farther replied, "oh just a man son" in the next eisle the farther picked up some condoms and the boy immeadiatly asked "daddy whats a condom" the father replied "oh just hats son."     That evening at home they were getting ready for an important dinner occasion the little boy went upstairs to see his mother who was putting her makeup on, she slipped and got lipstick on her face "oh shit"she yelled, "mummy, whats shit" the little boy said "oh don't worry, it's just another name for lipstick" she replied," now go down and help your father"     Downstairs his father was carving the chicken, as the little boy entered he slipped and cut his finger "oh fuck" he screamed "daddy what does fuck mean" the boy asked "oh don't worry it's just another name for carving a chicken"replied the father.     Ding-dong went the doorbell, "honey would you answer the doorbell" the father asked the little boy "sure daddy"he said and scampered downstaires. "Come in bitches and barstards"he said as he opened the door"hang up your condoms and tampons, my mums upstairs putting shit on her face, and my dads fuckin' a chicken."

Thanks to katherin taylor for this joke. 

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