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Joke Home > Men / Women Jokes > A Bridge too Far

A Bridge too Far

Total Views: 14,938 Last Updated: 10/17/2002 Number Votes: 556 | Average: 0.23

A young fella was strolling down a street in San Fransisco when he tripped over an old oil lamp. Picking it up, he quickly hid it inside his jacket, realising it's potential worth. Heading swiftly towards the nearest antiques shop, the lamp rubbed against his shirt. Suddenly - POOF - a genie popped out from his pocket.

Now the Genie looked extremely angry and said, "Alright, I've had it up to hear with this 3 wish nonsense, and because you stole me away from my favorite HBO show, I'm only giving you one wish!"

Looking surprised, the man said: "Ok, I wish to live in Hawaii, in a large condo near the beach, with millions of dollars and a plethora of gorgeous ladies on call...but I'm afraid of boats and planes so I want you to build a bridge from here to Hawaii."

The genie replied with a smirk: "You're crazy, right? Do you realise just how long that's gonna take? All those pillars and cement??? Sorry bud, it simply can't happen!"

The man sighed, but smiled and said: "Fair enough then. Instead, I want to understand women."

The genie replied: "Would you like two lanes or four?"

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