- Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
- You add chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
- The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
- Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say.
- You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that reads, "How's
my driving--call 1-800-***-****."
- Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
- You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
- You're counting down the days until menopause.
- You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
- The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
- Three little letters (M, E, and N) send you into an uncontrollable rage.
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