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Joke Home > Men / Women Jokes > 60 Thing You Don't Want To Say To A Naked Guy

60 Thing You Don't Want To Say To A Naked Guy

Total Views: 16,705 Last Updated: 5/13/2004 Number Votes: 887 | Average: 0.12

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.   2. Ahh, it's cute.   3. Who circumcised you?   4. Why don't we just cuddle?   5. You know they have surgery to fix that.   6. It's more fun to look at.   7. Make it dance.   8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.   9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?   10. It looks like a night crawler.   11. Wow, and your feet are so big.   12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.   13. It's ok, we'll work around it.   14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?   15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.   16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?   17. Oh no, a flash headache.   18. (giggle and point)   19. Can I be honest with you?   20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.   21. Let me go get my tweezers.   22. How sweet, you brought incense.   23. This explains your car.   24. You must be a growing boy.   25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.   26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.   27. Are you one of those pygmies?   28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?   29. Every heard of clearasil?   30. All right, a treasure hunt!   31. I didn't know they came that small.   32. Why is God punishing you?   33. At least this won't take long.   34. I never saw one like that before.   35. What do you call this?   36. But it still works, right?   37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.   38. It looks so unused.   39. Do you take steroids?   40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.   41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.   42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?   43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.   44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?   45. Aww, it's hiding.   46. Are you cold?   47. If you get me real drunk first.   48. Is that an optical illusion?   49. What is that?   50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.   51. Were you neutered?   52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.   53. Does it come with an air pump?   54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.   55. Where are the puppet strings?   56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.   57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.   58. Never mind, why bother.   59. Is that a second belly button?   60. Where's the rest of it?      

Thanks to Carman Anderson for this joke. 

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