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Joke Home > Relationships & Marriage > Be Sure to Call Home

Be Sure to Call Home

Total Views: 13,434 Last Updated: 8/22/2003 Number Votes: 520 | Average: 0.26

One day, a man dials his home and a strange woman answers. <BR><BR>The guy says, "Who is this?" <BR><BR>"This is the maid," answers the woman. <BR><BR>"We don't have a maid," says the man. <BR><BR>The woman says, "I was hired this morning by the lady of the house." <BR><BR>The man says, "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" <BR><BR>The woman replies, "She is upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I figured was her husband." <BR><BR>The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?" <BR><BR>The maid says, "What will I have to do?" <BR><BR>The man tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with." <BR><BR>The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and the gun shots. <BR><BR>The maid comes back to the phone, "What do I do with the bodies?" <BR><BR>The man says, "Throw them in the swimming pool." <BR><BR>Puzzled, the maid answers, "But there's no pool here." <BR><BR>A long pause and the man says, "Is this 832-4821?"

Thanks to Tiff Green for this joke. 

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