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Joke Home > Relationships & Marriage > Bedtime Prayer for black Men

Bedtime Prayer for black Men

Total Views: 18,065 Last Updated: 8/10/2010 Number Votes: 679 | Average: 0.02

Bedtime Prayer for Men    As I now lay me down to sleep  I pray for a woman who's not a gold-digger.    One who's sexy and tight, but not fat, or wears fake hair.  One who notices that she's mostly wrong.    One who just sucks and doesn't speak.  And one who will do so at least once a day.    I pray that she's a great cook in bed and in the kitchen,  'cos one like that would come in pretty handy.    One that opens her legs ready for me in bed,  and once I'm done, she wants no more until next time.    Oh, send me a woman who will not play with my mind.  Who knows what she wants and that's ONLY me    One who'll screw and beg for more till my body's shakin'  and brings me a beer when she comes from the kitchen!    I pray that she'll last and be wet right up to the end,  And would never complain when I do her best friend.    Thanks in advance and you know I can't wait,  to get the woman of my dreams cos it's never too late.    Amen. 

Thanks to Dino Darius for this joke. 

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