One day Jesus and Moses were on the golf course and decide to have a contest over who
can make the most outstanding shot.
So, Moses goes first. He settles up for the shot and hammers it straight for the green.
Unfortunately, the ball falls into a water hazard. Undaunted, Moses raises his arms to the
sky, and the water parts where the ball dropped in. The ball rolls out of the water and
onto dry land, only a foot away from the hole.
Jesus looks at Moses and says, "Hey, Moses, that was a pretty good shot. Now let
me see what I can do."
So Jesus settles up for his shot and sends the ball screaming toward the green.
Unfortunately, Jesus has the same luck as Moses did. The ball heads straight for the water
hazard. Jesus holds out one hand and, instead of dropping into the water, the ball bounces
on top of it and rolls onto dry land only three inches from the hole.
Moses says, "Wow, that was an incredible shot!"
No sooner has Moses said this, than the skies grow dark. The wind starts to pick up,
lightning and thunder crackle through the sky. Suddenly, a ball falls from the heavens
into the same water hazard where Jesus and Moses hit theirs. A fish swims up and swallows
the ball. An eagle swoops down, grabs the fish in his talons, and heads for the now
darkened sky. Lightning strikes the eagle, and he drops the fish onto the green. The fish
opens his mouth, the ball rolls out, and drops into the hole.
Moses turns to Jesus and says, "Man! I hate it when your dad plays!"