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Joke Home > Golf Jokes > Late golfer

Late golfer

Total Views: 16,497 Last Updated: 1/10/2004 Number Votes: 531 | Average: 0.03

There were 3 golfers, and wen they went to play golf 1 day they met a nice guy and asked him 2 join them, the man excepted. The new man played well and beat them all playin left handed- they asked him 2 join them the next week-he agreed but said if he woz 10 minuites late- wait 4 him.   Next week- he turned up on time and beat them all, playin right handed. They asked him 2 join them the next week, and he agreed but said if he woz 10 mins late to wait 4 him.   this carried on 4 a few weeks, always sayin about bein 10 mins late, arrivin on time and beatin them. One day one ov the other men asked him, y du always say bout bein 10 mins late? the man replied 'I hav this theory, i f i wake up nd my wife iz on her left side and win, if she iz lyin on her right side and win.' Wot bout if shes on her back asked 1 ov the men? 'Thats wen im 10 mins late'

Thanks to Kate Dudgeon for this joke. 

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