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Total Views: 9,063 Last Updated: 9/23/2005 Number Votes: 642 | Average: 0.08

a boy goes to skool and his teacher asks him"what is the first letter of the alphabet" and he says" i dunno" so he has an idea. he goes home takes a paper and pecil and goes to his mom. his mom is in a bad conversation with her coworkers and he asks her" mom, what is the first letter of the alphabet and she says" ah shut up!" and he says "ok" and writes it down. then he goes to his brither and he is watching the show batman and he asks his brother " what is the second letter of the alphabet?" and he says brothers "ta ta ta da da da batman!" he says ok and writes it down. then he goes to his sister and she is a cheerleader and she is practicing a cheer.he asks her "wat is the third letter of the alphabet?" and she says " were not 5 were not 4 were not 3 were not 2 we are 1 ya ya ya!" and he says "ok" and writes that down. then he goes to his dad and he is watching tv. he asks him " dad wat is the fourth letter of the alphabet?" and his dad says "42 hit em' hard!" anh he says ok and writes thatd own. then at last he goes to his grandpa and he is sleeping. the boy asks his grandpa "grandpa wat is the fifth letter of the alphabet?" and his grandpa says "eh my butt hurts!" and he says "ok" and write that dowm\n. the next day the boy goes to skool with the list and the teacher asks him again " wat is the first letter of the alphabet?" and he says"ah shut up!" and the teacher says " who do u think u are?!" and he says "ta ta ta da da da batman!" and the teacher sends him to the principle's office and the principle asks him" how many smacks do u want?" and he says "42 hit em' hard!" and the principle tells him to go back and when the boy gets up from the chair he says "eh my butt hurts!"

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