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Joke Home > Drinking / Bar Jokes > Alcoholic Side-Effects

Alcoholic Side-Effects

Total Views: 13,562 Last Updated: 6/12/2003 Number Votes: 579 | Average: 0.25

The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as:

* WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

* WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an a-hole.

* WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

* WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

* WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

* WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

* WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

* WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

* WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.

* WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

* WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

* WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear".

* WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

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