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Joke Home > Family Funnies > Ageing

Ageing

Total Views: 6,134 Last Updated: 6/28/2006 Number Votes: 418 | Average: 0.05

A family is sitting at a diner table and then the son asked his dad will you tell me about breasts. The dad replyed. "well son, in a womens twentys her brests are ripe like melons, then in her fourtys they are like pair's. Pair's? asked the son. Yes still ok but they are hangin a bit. Then in a womens 60's her brests are like onions. Onions? said the boy. Yes, see them and they make you want to cry. This intreged the little girl Mommy, tell me about penis's. Then the mother said well dear, in a mans twentys a mans penis is like a pine tree tall and strong. Then in a mans fourtys a man penis is like a willow. A willow? said the girl. Yes, still strong but hanging a bit. Then in a mans 60's hsi penis is like a christmas tree. A christmas tree? said the girl. Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration.

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