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Joke Home > Family Funnies > Assfruit


Total Views: 8,115 Last Updated: 1/20/2006 Number Votes: 592 | Average: 0.05

There was a black man,a white man,and a retard.There owner told them that they had to go out into the field and stick 5 fruits up there butts without screaming,crying,or laughing.So the white man went out and got 5 grapes,almost had the 5th one up there and he started crying so the owner shot him an he went to heaven.So the black man went out and got 5 tomatoes and almost got the 5th one up there and started to laugh, so the owner shot him and he went up to heaven.So the two men are up in heaven talking and the white man asked the black man,'' so why did you start laughing?'' The black man said,'' because I saw the retard come out with 5 watermelons!''

Thanks to Lita Noman for this joke. 

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