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Joke Home > Family Funnies > Three French Guys

Three French Guys

Total Views: 5,848 Last Updated: 11/19/2003 Number Votes: 539 | Average: 0.03

Check this out folks.  There were three French guys and they all decided to learn one word of english each day. So, on their first day to set out and learn an english word they all decided to meet at a certain place and tell each other what word they learned. The first guy went to a radio shop and learned how to say, "Ohh yea". The second guy went into a resturant and people there were saying "forks and knives, forks and knives" and that is what he learned how to say. The last guy went into a candy shop and kids there were saying, "goody goody gumdrop, goody goody gumdrop", and that is what the last guy learned how to say. So the guys all called each other on their cell phones and told each other where to meet, but where they met, there were police all over because of a dead lady. A police guy came up to them to ask them some questions. Now keep in mind that they only learned one word of English and THEY WERE TRYING TO SPEAK ENGLISH TO HIM. So the police asked the first guy "Did you guys kill this lady"? And the first guy said, "Ohh yea". He looked at the second guy and said what did you guys kill her with and he said,"forks and knives, forks and knives". Then he looked at the last guy and he said,"You guys are going to jail and he said,"Goody goody gumdrop, Goody goody gumdrop.

Thanks to Shawn Collier for this joke. 

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