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A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY

Total Views: 24,552 Last Updated: 1/6/2004 Number Votes: 550 | Average: 0.63

A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY   A man woke up every morning and passed gas. After about eight or nine years of marriage, his wife finally said, if you fart any more, you'll fart your guts out. Being a butcher, the wife decided to put pig scraps in his pants so he would wake up, and not do it anymore. She put the scraps in his pants that night.   He woke up in the morning and went across the hall to the bathroom. Two long hours later, he came out and stated, honey, you were right about me farting my guts out, BUT WITH THE GRACE OF THE DEAR LORD AND THESE TWO FINGERS. I GOT THEM BACK IN THERE.   

Thanks to Phil B. for this joke. 

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