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Page two of Dr. Inuyasha ^_^!<BR>Now then, onto the questions...</FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Verdana color=#ff0000><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question from Sanada: Hi! Um... would you.. um.. *gulp*... hopefully.. maybe if you were brainwashed, err, something... date another girl.. who wasn't Kagome.. *tugs on your ears* I've always wanted to do that! 00' Um, why are you looking at me like that? Why are you drawing your sword? Why am I not running? *hides behind Kagome* HAH! You can't kill me without killing the woman you love! *pulls Kagome's arm behind her back so she can't run away* *backs away slowly* Date me or she's killed! Oh by the way I work for the Dark Priestess!<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: Hey.. that's not Kagome, that's Miroku you're cuddling up to.<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question from Cat: 1) Would you ever fall in love with someone other than Kagome? 2) Are you going to chase me because my name is Cat???<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: First off, who said I'm in love with Kagome?! And second.. well.. no, I don't think I would. You don't smell like a cat, so no.<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's.. an email from KRISTIDW:</FONT><FONT color=#0066ff><FONT face="Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif"> Inuyasha why are you so cute. Will you marry I can pass through the well (bet you didn't see that coming).have you ever seen kikyos Mom and Dad before. Have you ever seen sesshomaru's Mom before if so is she pretty.But anyway will you marry me and have two children with me please?<BR><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: You must be some freakish demon if you can pass through the well.. no her parents died before I knew her and WHY WOULD I KNOW HIS @$#& MOTHER?!? And..... uh... n-next question!!<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's another question from KRISTIDW: So Inuyasha, if Kikyo were still alive and young would you marry her and not that dumb airhead Kagome you better say yes OR ELSE!!!<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: ... Maybe this should be called Ask Dr. Miroku...<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question from Dimond: How would you act if you found out that you had a younger sister? Cause my friend says I'm like you in a lot of ways. HELP MEEEE! They're freakin' annoying they say my temper is like yours!<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: But.. I don't have a younger sister.. at least.. no.. no, no.. uh.. no. <BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question from Weston: I was wondering, did Sesshomaru get to choose your name, because Inu-Yasha quite literally translates to either half female demon or dog female demon, I'm not sure which.<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: I'm sure between 500 years from my time to your time something was lost in that translation. AND NO HE DID NOT PICK MY NAME! HE WASN'T EVEN AROUND WHEN I WAS LITTLE!!<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question from Design: Do you have a girlfriend?<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: Yup, quite a few. Kagome is a girl and she's my friend, and Sango is a girl and she's my friend and..<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question from John: Do you think Miroku would have a kid with a 13 year old cat demon with orange-ish reddish hair and green eyes?<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: I dunno, ask him. I'm sure he would though.. I mean, he asks every female in sight.<BR><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question from Masha: Would you or did you ever have feelings for DEMON girls?<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: Yeah... feelings of hate and anger, because that's how they all act.<BR></FONT></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question from Killgorebw: Do you think you and your brother will ever get along, and would you ever consider going out with me??<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: Never. And if we're ever in the same room together, I would be happy to walk you outside the room!<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question from Mitz: Ok, so there's this guy and I told him I liked him and (he has a girlfriend) and he says he likes me, so I'm wondering what I should do. Should I wait and see what happens or should I say he is a playa and forget about him?<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: Uh.. well.. ~SIT~ *Inuyasha falls to the floor* "Hi, Kagome here, listen, I think you should wait and see how he acts. He'll reveal himself as he really is eventually, but don't go and cause his girlfriend to get mad, that usually ends up messy. Wait and see what happens.. but if you see a cute guy walking down the street, go and talk to him because officially you're single!!"  ... ow... <BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question from Caligo: Why do you suck?<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: No, you have me confused with Shippo. I never eat those 'lollipop' things.<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0033ff><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's another question from Caligo: You still haven't answered my question baka! You still suck!</FONT><BR></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Verdana color=#0033ff><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: This is blackmail InuYasha...blackmail.....T.T..*IS NOT CRYING DAMMIT* I am 'Nurse' Elani here...and Caligo, InuYasha sucks...because he's my brother! *snickers* No, I'm kidding..He sucks because he's just cruel...XP InuYasha: HEY!! </FONT><FONT color=#ff00ff>Mini: WILL YOU TWO GET OUT OF HERE?!? *shoves Caligo and Elani head first out the door*<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question from Akila: Will you EVER kiss Kagome?<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: Maybe.<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question from Patty: Do you know Hiei kikyomashura? And why don't you just take off the necklace instead of being a slave to Kagome's "sit boy" thing??<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: Uh... never heard of him. And trust me, I've tried to take it off, but Kaede put some sort of spell on it so it won't come off.<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question from Age: Why don't you just tell Kagome that you love her? Everybody (including her) knows it Inuyasha!!<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: What?! You don't know that!!<BR><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question from DBD Golf Inc: If you got hypnotized and married Sango, what would you do?<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: I would definately get un-hypnotized as fast as possible.<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question from Hanna: Why do you always have such a problem catching Shippo when he makes you mad?? You always have him by the tail before you decide you want to kill him.<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: He's smaller than me, so that makes him hard to hold on to sometimes. Plus, the kid can be fast when his life is on the line.<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question from Kuramafangirl93: What will happen if Kagome, Miroku, and Sango died?<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: Trust me, I won't let that happen while I'm around.<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question (cough a GOOD question if I may say cough) from Sarah: WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?! ... ahem... Why on earth do you not just free Kikyo from wandering the earth so she can rest in peace and admit that you love Kagome too? You're not helping anyone. Why can you not let go of the past?<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: It's hard to let go of something that looks and feels so much like the real thing... I still have feelings for Kikyo, but I also have feelings for Kagome... and.. uh... w-well... I don't know...<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question from Rebecca: Have you ever noticed that Sesshomaru has had a number of chances to kill you and never has? And what does he do all day anyway? Just wander aimlessly through Japan? Not that that's a bad thing.<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: Pfft, that baka could never kill me! NEVER I SAY NEVER! He wants my sword, anyway, and he can only get it if I'm alive! And like I care what he does! He could through himself off of a cliff for all I care!!<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's some questions from whitewolf: Do you know how to read and write? Do you remember what your father looked like? How did he die? How did your mom die? How old were you fifty years ago? If you found a puppy would you keep it?<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answers: Well, I'm answering this right now, aren't I? I kind of remember him... he died in a battle with Ryuukotsukei (excuse my spelling), a big dragon demon. I don't know how my mother died, sadly. And... I'm not telling! >P I don't have time for pets, I'm too busy fighting demons all the time!<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question from Ethan: How do you smell so far and if you had a chance to become human would you take it why or why not and how long has it been since your dad died?<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: I am a <EM>dog</EM> demon, you know, so that boosts my sense of smell by a whole heck of a lot... it depends on what's going on, I guess. I don't really know right now, and it's been.. oh.. a while now... 60-ish years? Maybe?<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's another question from Ethan: How do you email us... where is your computer?!<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: I'm using Kagome's computer.. ssh! Don't tell her!<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question from Nelsondoedoe: Would you ever like to be interviewed on Oprah?<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: Interviewed?... Oprah?... what's that?<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's another question from Nelsondoedoe: MY dad has "scabies" what do you recomend?<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: I dunno what those are, but I suggest herbal tea.<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's one more question from Nelsondoedoe: Out of these people who would you marry: Kikyo, Kagome, Sango, Shippo, or Miroku?<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: What the... how the heck would I marry Miroku or Shippo?! That's just wrong!!<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's two more questions from Nelsondoedoe: Do you have a half sister and is she hot and what would you do if Kikyo and Kagome were literally killing each other for you?<BR></FONT></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: You're full of questions, aren't you? Well... this Elani person here claims to be my half sister and no she doesn't feel like she has a fever or anything... as for the other question, I think I would break them up, but I don't think that would ever happen.<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question from Ethan: If you were a cat demon and had fleas, what would you do?<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: I might claw my skin off from the scratching.<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's an email from Michael D: Don't you think it's rather off you have dog ears but you don't have a tail? If you had to pick between Kagome's life and Ramen noodles, which would you choose? Do you like to fetch sticks? Why don't you wear shoes like everyone else does? Who, out of these 5, did you enjoy fighting the most: Ryuukotsukei, Sesshomaru, Koga, naraku, or Kagura?<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: No, I don't think it's odd at all. Most half demons don't have tails. I would definately choose Kagome's life... then I'd make her make me some Ramen! No, I do not fetch sticks!! Shoes are for cowards who don't like pain, and I enjoy fighting Koga because I can kick his sorry carcass all over the place!!<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question from Rebecca: How come your hair doesn't tangle, grow, or get dirty? And you claimed to answer any question with the best answer ever. You didn't do a very good job on the second half of my question, no offense or anything... yes he could.<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: Geez, give me a break! Ok, I admit it, I don't know what the guy does all day! Maybe he DOES travel all over Japan!! Anyway, my hair never tangles or gets dirty because of my cool half demon powers, and it actually does grow, but just extremely slow.<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question from FreedomFighter58: What would you say if I told you that I was the reincarnation of Kagome?<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: I would have to ask how in the world that old well survived so long!<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question from Rebecca: Break given. Ok, so how do you know English?<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: I'm fluent in a lot of languages, you know. Japanese, English, Dog...<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question from Sango: This question is for Miroku... I figure I'd ask him myself... Miroku... um... can I bare your childern?? :) Please?? <BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: Who are you and what have you done to the real Sango?!<FONT face=Arial color=#000000 size=2><BR><FONT face=Verdana color=#0066ff size=3>Here's a question from A:<FONT color=#0066ff> <FONT face=Arial>1.Inuyasha, what's your favorite part about ramen? <BR></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=#0066ff>2. I luv u Inuyasha! Will you date me? I'm a half breed ike yourself and i'm a fox demon. I have long curly brown hair and brown eyes. I'm also a priestess. Will you?<BR></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=#0066ff>3. If you said no why?<BR></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=#0066ff size=2><FONT size=3>4. If you still said no. What if If you never met Kagome or Kikyo?</FONT> <BR></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Verdana color=#0033ff><FONT color=#ff0000><FONT face=Arial color=#000000 size=2><FONT face=Verdana color=#0066ff size=3><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: Definately the flavor package! Um... well, I'm not exactly single at the moment. And.. well.. if I never met them? Uh.. but your a fox. I'm a dog. They don't mix.<BR></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Verdana color=#0033ff><FONT color=#ff0000><FONT face=Arial color=#000000 size=2><FONT face=Verdana color=#0066ff size=3>Here's a question from Kayma: Inuyasha, I mean, Dr. Inuyasha... would you ever consider marrying Kagome?<BR><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: I.. don't know... maybe.<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question from Masha: Um.. I have a personal question to ask you..  I heard lots of rumors and gossip around.. you know.. EVERYWHERE.. and well.. is Sesshomaru.. *silence* GAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Huh? huh? huh? Tell me I MUST KNOW!!!!<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: ... HAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's hysterical!! Man, this question makes my day!! *after 5 minutes of laughter* No, no, sorry, but he's not.. hehehe... HAHAHAHA! That's soo funny, I need to know who started this rumor! Whoever they are, they rock!!<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff>Here's a question from !!!!!!!!: So are you and Kagome gonna have kids? Next, how many demons have you killed so far? What is the year of the mage?<BR></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Answer: Whoah, that's rushing head first into a river of ice cold water there kid. And I stopped counting after about 5,000 or so. And I actually have no clue what the year of the mage is. Never heard of it. I'll look it up for you and get back to that.</FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Verdana color=#0033ff><FONT color=#ff0000><FONT face=Arial color=#000000 size=2><FONT face=Verdana color=#0066ff size=3><FONT color=#9900ff>The madness continues! 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