From New Jersey
A man successfully broke into a bank's basement through a street-level window, cutting himself up pretty badly in the process.
He then realized that
(1) he could not get to the money from where he was,
(2) he could not climb back out the window through which he had entered, and (3) he was bleeding pretty badly.
So he located a phone and dialed "911" for help ...
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