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Joke Home > Holiday Humor > Costume Party

Costume Party

Total Views: 9,413 Last Updated: 10/30/2002 Number Votes: 320 | Average: 0.26

A married couple was invited to a Halloween party.  That night, as they were getting ready to go out, the wife said she had developed a migraine headache and had to stay home.  She told her husband to go to the party without her.  "Don't let me spoil a good time for you," she said.  After further discussion, the husband put his costume on and went to the party.  The wife took some aspirin and went to bed.

After sleeping for a while, she woke feeling much better and decided to go to the party and surprise her husband.  As she was getting ready, she thought to herself, "I wonder what my husband really does when I'm not around."  She then got into a different costume, so her husband wouldn't recognize her, and went to the party.  Getting there, she stood off to the side and watched.

There was her husband dancing with one girl after another and getting very physical with them.  She decided to see just how far he would go.  She went up to him and started dancing with him, got very close and whispered that they should go outside. Going to one of the cars, they made love.  Prior to the midnight unmasking, she left and went home to wait for her husband to return so she could confront him.

He arrived home about 1:00 a.m. and climbed into bed. 

She sat up and asked "Well, how was the party?"  He replied, "It was no fun without you honey." 

She said, "I don't believe you.  I bet you had lots of fun!" 

He replied, "Really, Honey.  When I got to the party, some of the guys and I got bored and we went downstairs and played poker all night.  But you know, that guy I loaned my costume to had one hell of a great time."

 

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