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Joke Home > Stupid Jokes > 38 Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid

38 Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid

Total Views: 8,971 Last Updated: 11/4/2006 Number Votes: 314 | Average: 0.09

1. A few clowns short of a circus  2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal  3. An experiment in artificial stupidity  4. A few beers short of a six-pack  5. Dumber than a box of hair  6. A few peas short of a casserole  7. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box  8. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead  9. One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl  10. One taco short of a combo plate  11. A few feathers short of a whole duck  12. All foam, no beer  13. The cheese slid off the cracker  14. Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel  15. Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt  16. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear  17. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel  18. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down  19. An intellect rivalled only by garden tools  20. As smart as bait  21. Chimney's clogged  22. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash  23. Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair  24. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor  25. Forgot to pay his brain bill  26. Her sewing machine's out of thread  27. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels  28. His belt doesn't go through all the loops  29. If he had another brain it would be lonely  30. Missing a few buttons on his remote control  31. No grain in the silo  32. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse  33. Receiver is off the hook  34. Several nuts short of a full pouch  35. Skylight leaks a little  36. Slinky's kinked  37. Surfing in Nebraska  38. Too much yardage between the goal posts      

Thanks to Zippy Pinhead for this joke. 

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