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Joke Home > Stupid Jokes > little SOL kid

little SOL kid

Total Views: 7,044 Last Updated: 11/4/2007 Number Votes: 271 | Average: 0.04

One day Jonny is in school and the teacher says ok everyone go home and think up some sentences for talking in my class. So Jonny goes home and asks his mom and his mom says SHUT UP IM COOKING. Then he goes to his sister who is watching Batman and he asks her and she says da-la-la-la-la-BATMAN! Then he goes to his brither who is listening to music and asks him and the brother says Its been a LONG TIME since I havent SEEN HIM! Then Jonny goes to his father who is reading a good book and he asks him and the dad says Oh you bastard! Shut up! Then he goes back to his mom and asks again and she says MY BUNS ARE BURNING! Then he goes to school and the teacher asks him and he says Shut up im cooking and the teacher says Who do you think you are and Jonny says da-la-la-la-la-BATMAN! and the teacher says alright down to the principals office and Jonny says Its been a LONG TIME since I havent SEEN HIM! When he gets there the principal says ok why are you here and Jonny says Oh you bastard! Shut UP! and the principal is appaled and says alright PADDLING TIME and he gives Jonny a good paddling and he says Alright, now what do you have to say and Jonny says MY BUNS ARE BURNIBG MY BUNS ARE BURNING!

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