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Joke Home > Sikh Jokes > Talk about popular

Talk about popular

Total Views: 12,388 Last Updated: 5/5/2007 Number Votes: 358 | Average: 0.37

Sardarji: The Most Popular Man in the World      Bill and Sardarji walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Sardarji goes up to order and the cashier greets him with "Hello Sardarji! How are you? Hey everybody! Sardarji's here!" Everybody in the restaurant comes up and says hello to Sardarji. After everyone has greeted him, Bill and Sardarji sit down and begin to eat.     "Sardarji, you're pretty popular!" says Bill. "I'm the most popular man in the world," says Sardarji.       "Now Sardarji," says Bill, your pretty popular but you're not the most popular man in the world."       "Oh yeah," Sardarji replies "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I'm friends with anybody you can name!"       "That so?" answers Bill, "How about the President of the United States?"       "Let's go!" says Sardarji.       The two fly to Washington and knock on the front door of the White House. The president answers, "Sardarji! How are you doing? I haven't seen you in ages!" The three go play a round of golf and then leave.       "That was luck!" says Bill, "Two thousand says your not friends with the Queen of England!"       "Let's go!" says Sardarji.       The two fly to Buckingham Palace and, sure enough, are greeted by the Queen. ''Hello Sardarji my boy! What have you been up to these days?" They enter the palace and have some tea and leave.       Frustrated, Bill says, "Double or nothing, you don't know the Pope!"       "Benny!" says Sardarji, "Let's go!"       When they get to the Vatican, Sardarji instructs Bill to wait outside and Sardarji will come out on the balcony with his arm around the Pope. After a while, a crowd gathers to hear the Pope speak. And as told by Sardarji, when the Pope came out, Sardarji's arm was wrapped around him. Sardarji looks down from the balcony and see's Bill passed out on the ground. He rushes down and wakes him up.       "Bill! Bill! Wake up!" Bill opens his eyes and says,       "Sardarji. You're the most popular man in the world."       "I told you that, Bill," says Sardarji, "but you didn't faint when I knew the President! You didn't faint when I knew the Queen!"       "Well I was shocked that you knew the Pope," says Bill. "But I just couldn't take it when the guy next to me tapped me on the shoulder and said "Who's that up there with Sardarji?"       

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