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Joke Home > Political Jokes > Al Bore

Al Bore

Total Views: 10,420 Last Updated: 10/8/2002 Number Votes: 669 | Average: 0.03

Al Gore was feeling depressed that people kept saying he was stupid for losing the election. So he calls his good friend Bill Clinton, who says, "Now Al, what you need to do is to surround yourself with smart people. Let me show you."

He calls Chelsea Clinton in and asks, "Chelsea, if your parents had a baby and it isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?"

Chelsea Clinton replies, "It's me!"

So Gore calls up James Carville and says, "Jim, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?"

And Carville says, "Wow, that's a tough one. Let me get back to you."

So Carville calls Tom Daschle and says, "Tom, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?"

And Tom Daschle says, "It's me!"

So Carville calls Gore and says, "It's Tom Daschle."

And Gore says, "No, you idiot! It's Chelsea Clinton!"

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