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Joke Home > Political Jokes > 'AAAAH! The true meaning of politics

'AAAAH! The true meaning of politics

Total Views: 61,307 Last Updated: 5/22/2006 Number Votes: 392 | Average: 0.65

A kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are politics?" His dad replies, " Put it this way; I am the breadwinner of the family so I am capitalism. Your mom is the owner of the money so she is government. The government is the provider for the people so you and your sister are the people, and the nanny is the working class. Now think about that."   So then the kid went to bed and he woke up to some sounds outside. He gets his sister as they go outside to investigate, and see some punk ass teenagers vandalizing the yard. His sister tells him to go get their parents, as the kid runs to his parents bedroom. He sees his mother sleeping peacefully on the bed, and he didn't want to wake her, so he went to the nanny's room. He sees his father rumbling in bed with the nanny, and he asks his father to look outside. His father says he's busy so the kid goes back outside where the punk ass vandals are destroying the yard. Him and his sister see that there is nothing they can do, so they go back to sleep.    The next day at school, George Bush visits the classroom and asks, "Does anyone know the true meaning of politics?"  The kid raises his hand and says, "Well, while the government is sleeping peacefully, the people have to watch the environment getting torn up, and capitalism doesn't do jack shit because it's too busy fucking over the working class.

Thanks to Willie Schertz for this joke. 

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