Clinton went hunting, killed a giant buck, and were dragging it by the legs back to their car, when he was approached by a seasoned old hunter.
"Hello, Mr. President. If I may please make a suggestion... it would be much easier for you to drag your deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground."
The former leader of the free world thanked the man and tried his suggestion. A while later Clinton thought to himself, "You know, that was good thinking. This is a lot easier, but darn it! I'm gettin' farther away from my truck!"