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Joke Home > Bill Clinton Jokes > LIAR!

LIAR!

Total Views: 11,247 Last Updated: 3/13/2004 Number Votes: 381 | Average: 0.13

Bill clicnton has already died, now was his wifes turn. When she dies she went to heaven and saw a whole bunch of clocks. She went up to Jesus and ask what they were for. Jesus replies for every number is how many lies they told. She asked Jesus if she could see George Washington's clock. He said yes and showed her the clock. "You mean hes only told 1 lie in his life?" Jesus said yes he only told 1 lie. Then she asked if she could see Aberham's, clock. he said yes and show her his clock. She asked "You mean hes only told 6 lies in his life?". Jesus replied yes only 6. Soon she asked if she could see her husbands, Bill Clinton's clock. He bowed his head and said,"No, we're using it as cieling fan". 

Thanks to seth Kania for this joke. 

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