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Joke Home > Foreign Jokes > juan & pedro

juan & pedro

Total Views: 7,241 Last Updated: 3/11/2004 Number Votes: 380 | Average: 0.11

One day Juan was sitting on the front porch and Pedro came from aroud the back of the house with his hands cupped   together . Juan said ," Pedro , what ya got in your hands"? Pedro said , " a butterfly ". Juan asked , what are you going to do with that butterfly. Pedro said , 'I'm going to go to town and get me some butter . Juan rolled his eyes and said you are full of shit . Later on Pedro comes home with a gallon tub of grade AA butter . The next day Pedro comes around the house with his hands cupped again and Juan asked , "what do you got now"? Pedro said ,"a horsefly". Juan said ." I guess you are going to go to town and get you a horse this time ". Pedro said ,"yep". Juan said , " you are full of it" . Later on Pedro comes home ridding a black stallion . The next day Pedro comes around the house with his hands cupped together again . Juan asked ,"Pedro what the hell do you got this time"? Pedro said , "a piece of pussywillow" . Juan says , "wait a minute and let me get my hat".

Thanks to mark reid for this joke. 

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