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Joke Home > Drinking / Bar Jokes > The Theif

The Theif

Total Views: 6,339 Last Updated: 3/15/2004 Number Votes: 863 | Average: 0.06

A man stumbles into the bar, looking very troubled. He sits at the bar, takes out a glass and pours a liquid into it, then stares at it, as if deep in thought. The bartender sees the man, and in an effort to cheer him up, walks over to him and picks up his cup, and drinks the liquid. The man, seeing this, starts to cry. The bartender says, "I am sorry sir, I was just looking to cheer you up, seeing as though you look like hell. here, I will pour you another drink."  "No," says the man, "It is not just that... Today, at work, I had just finished what I had been working on for weeks, when I spilt my coffee on the papers, and ruined them. Seeing this, my boss fired me. On my way home, my car broke down, and I was mugged. I called a cab, and when he was dropping me off at my house he ran over my cat. I dug for any spare change, but when he saw I had none, the cabbie shot me in the leg and drove off. When I stubled into my house, I saw my wife on the couch fucking the milk man."  "Oh my god!! That sounds horrid!!" the bartender said.  "Ya, and thats not the worst thing.   Just when I decided I didn't want to live anymore, you walked up and drank my poison."

Thanks to Natalie Scott for this joke. 

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