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Joke Home > Drinking / Bar Jokes > The Troubled Husband

The Troubled Husband

Total Views: 5,385 Last Updated: 4/15/2009 Number Votes: 847 | Average: 0.00

A man walks into a bar and orders a pint of whisky and a double Guinness.  The barman says "Don`t you mean a pint of Guinness and a double whisky?"  "No" he says I know what I want - Please don`t argue with me!"  The barman pours virtually a bottle of whisky into a pint glass and two shots of Guinness into a whisky glass.    The man drinks them both down one after the other. He then says "That`s better now I can go home and face the wife!" "Surely your wife is not that bad" The barman says "You should meet her" The man says "She would make a wild-looking Warthog look pretty!" "Is she that ugly?" The barman asks "You bet she is" The man replies "Not only that" The man says "She nags me from morning until night and is always criticising my appearance" "How long have you been married? the barman asks The man starts to stagger under the influence and says "This Sheptember it will be twenty three miserable years" "Why have you stayed married to her for so long?" The barman asks "I dunno really" The man says "I shuppose I hope that like a cask of whisky she will improve with age!" 

Thanks to William Meakin for this joke. 

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