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Joke Home > Men / Women Jokes > Voodoo Dildo

Voodoo Dildo

Total Views: 5,304 Last Updated: 11/22/2004 Number Votes: 850 | Average: 0.01

there's this guy, and his wife is cheating on him with his friends while he is at work. one day, he finds out about it. he is not mad, and goes to the supermarket to get her something. he sees a box, and asks the manager what it is. he says it's a voodoo dildo. he says you say its name, then name an object, and it will start to screw it. he says to get to stop, you have to say"abra kadabra STOP!!"    he buys it for his wife, and tells her how to use it. he goes to work, and she says, voodoo dildo, me! and it starts to git-'r-dun. she tells it to stop, but the husband forgot to tell her how to stop it. so , it's still doing her, and she's in the car on the way to the husband's work, and she is pulled over.     the cop asks if there's a problem. she tells him she is having a problem with a voodoo dildo.      he looks at her and says:"voodo dildo, my ass." 

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