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Joke Home > Dirty Jokes > Ouch! That has to hurt.

Ouch! That has to hurt.

Total Views: 5,172 Last Updated: 8/31/2009 Number Votes: 1,201 | Average: 0.02

There is a man running along the side of the road. A red ferrari pulls up beside him. The driver opens the dioor and says, "Hey man, you wanna race?" The guy just shrugs and says ok so the driver shuts the door and speeds off. The driver turns around and sees a big cloud of smoke but there is no-one around. He looks out the window and sees the guy next to him sprinting as fast as he can. The driver stops the ferrari, opens the door and asks, "What the hell, man. How can you run that fast?" The guy catches his breath and replies. "Well, you would too if your dick was stuck in the door"

Thanks to Daniel Hartnell for this joke. 

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