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Joke Home > Relationships & Marriage > Written on my head

Written on my head

Total Views: 5,686 Last Updated: 5/23/2006 Number Votes: 424 | Average: 0.00

ok there was this guy and this woman and they were married and the womans name was betty and the guys name was john ok well one day betty told john that she would love for him 2 fix the microwave and john said well do i have ACE Hardware written across my head so she said ok honey so 2 weeks later she says honey will u fix the stairs for me and he said do i have LOWES written across my head so she said OK so 1 week later she asked him if he would please fix the tv and he said do i have wal-mart written across my head and so she kicked him out and said he couldnt come back until he begged her to let him fix everything that needed 2 be fixed and opiligized to her so he went out drinkin to the bar with his buddies and told them what had happend and they said for him 2 tell her sorry so he really felt bad so the next day he came back and she was sitting on the FIXED STAIRS waiting for her favorite show 2 come on the FIXED TV while her hot pocket cooked in the FIXED MICROWAVE and he said well honey whoo fixed all this shit??? and she said well this nice guy came buy and said that if he fixed all this stuff that needed to be fixed she had to bake her a cake or she had to sleep with him and john said so wut kinda cake did u bake him and she replied y saying EXUSE ME DO I HAVE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ACROSS MY HEAD???

Thanks to Madi Jackson for this joke. 

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