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Joke Home > Foreign Jokes > Scottish Love Making Skills

Scottish Love Making Skills

Total Views: 52,785 Last Updated: 2/16/2005 Number Votes: 760 | Average: 0.14

The Italian says, "When Iívea finished a makina da love with   my girlfriend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her   knees, she floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy".     The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah íave finished   making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her   body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and   she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy".     The Scotsman says, "Laddie, thatís nothing. When Iíve   finished shagging my Lass, I get out of bed, walk over to the   window and wipe my cock on the curtains. She hits the roof

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