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Joke Home > Bizarre News Stories > Yes, That Would Certainly Distract Them...

Yes, That Would Certainly Distract Them...

Total Views: 7,895 Last Updated: 5/17/2003 Number Votes: 418 | Average: 0.02

TORONTO (Reuters) - Elderly men in Canada's largest city were breathing a little easier Tuesday after a woman was charged by police with distracting victims by squeezing their genitals so she could pick their pockets. Toronto police charged 35-year-old Michelle Helen Lawes with robbery and theft in connection with a bizarre series of close encounters with more than a dozen men in the city's downtown core. The men, most of whom were between the ages of 60 and 83, fell victim to a perky pickpocket, usually after agreeing to a routine request for a light or cigarette. Once within reach of her victims, the thief would lay one hand on their wallets and the other on their family jewels. Police said the thief's grip would tighten if she had any problem locating a wallet. ``She had her method. It was basically a type of distraction and then she would remove their wallets,'' said Const. Josi Fovic, who added the elderly men were embarrassed and reluctant to talk about the robberies.

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