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Joke Home > George W Bush Jokes > A Masturbator

A Masturbator

Total Views: 79,243 Last Updated: 3/5/2005 Number Votes: 808 | Average: 0.51

George Bush opens the door to the white house and he sees his wife standing there. She says she has a surprise and she tells him to stay blindfolded. It was George's birthday. He puts on the blindfold and she sits him in a chair at the kitchen table just as a man tells her she has a call. She tells him not to take off the blindfold, she'll be right back. As George Bush is waiting, he decides to masturbate to pass the time. Since his wife wasn't in the room, he didn't care if he masturbated in the kitchen. He pulled down his pants and started jerkin off while he was blindfolded. He moans in pleasure and makes other noises, but his wife doesn't hear him. He continues to play with himself until he hears his wife coming into the room. He pulls his pants up, tucks his boner behind his ass, and wipes his hands off on his pants. His wife asked him if he took the blindfold off. George says, "No."  "Then take it off," his wife says.  George Bush takes the blindfold off and sees a bunch of people at the table.  "The newscasters are filming your birthday, live on every channel!"

Thanks to Willie Schertz for this joke. 

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