Home Page Funny Pictures Fun Pages Games Downloads Funny Post Cards Shop at Laughline.com
Email This Page to a Friend Join Our Email List
Joke Categories
Animal Jokes
Anna Nicole Smith Jokes
Bill Clinton Jokes
Bizarre News Stories
Black Jokes
Blonde Jokes
Blonde Q&A
Celebrity Jokes
Chuck Norris Jokes
Computer Jokes
David Hasselhoff Jokes
Dirty Jokes
Drinking / Bar Jokes
Family Funnies
Foreign Jokes
Funny Pictures
George W Bush Jokes
Golf Jokes
Gross Jokes
Holiday Humor
Hurricane Katrina Jokes
Iraq Jokes
John Kerry Jokes
Knock Knock Jokes
Lawyer Jokes
Little Johnny Jokes
Medical Jokes
Men / Women Jokes
Michael Jackson Jokes
Miscellaneous Jokes
Mommy Mommy Jokes
Obama Jokes
Pickup Lines
Polish Jokes
Political Jokes
Priceless Pictures
Redneck Jokes
Relationships & Marriage
Religious Jokes
School Jokes
Sex Jokes
Sikh Jokes
Sports Jokes
Stupid Jokes
Terri Schiavo Jokes
Tsunami Jokes
Work Jokes
Yo Mamma Jokes
Joke Search

Other Great Sites
Priceless Pictures

About Us
About This Site
Privacy Policy
Copyright Information
Contact Us
Advertising Information

Joke Home > Pickup Lines > Submitted Pickup Lines

Your Pickup Lines

These are the lines submitted by viewers to this website like you.  If you would like to add your own, click Here.

Add Your Pickup Line | Back to Pickup Line List

Y9R0O2 <a href="http://bpslqvckgvdo.com/">bpslqvckgvdo</a>, [url=http://xpywhikcsjhz.com/]xpywhikcsjhz[/url], [link=http://xvblxyzrfvho.com/]xvblxyzrfvho[/link], http://ivktiqqbfnol.com/
From tnuqxeg tnuqxeg on 5/29/2015

6nuY0S <a href="http://mskomghkeebh.com/">mskomghkeebh</a>, [url=http://ysjvwiaepdbo.com/]ysjvwiaepdbo[/url], [link=http://nwlfluwcytxp.com/]nwlfluwcytxp[/link], http://nhzgukyifzem.com/
From isihfd isihfd on 3/31/2015

tTAPs6 <a href="http://xrlimauxauzj.com/">xrlimauxauzj</a>, [url=http://xbdlpybknapy.com/]xbdlpybknapy[/url], [link=http://ncgjxeptiqcn.com/]ncgjxeptiqcn[/link], http://etjgmqffokdj.com/

B3Modo <a href="http://knayzohivxye.com/">knayzohivxye</a>, [url=http://cllmrbrwwwhu.com/]cllmrbrwwwhu[/url], [link=http://hohclboiqxqf.com/]hohclboiqxqf[/link], http://fvbgfwjgbhhs.com/
From Big Papa on 3/5/2015

balls in yo mouth
From Sam Mas on 2/16/2015

Are you feeling down? Can I feel you up?
From Ezekiel Haynes on 5/10/2014

Is your phone in your back pocket? because that ass is calling me
From gary steinmann on 5/20/2013

p/up line: do you drink coffee? answer y/n good lets have sex.
From shawn hopkins on 1/8/2013

What do u say to a working broad when they piss u off?
At least i dont suck #%@& 4 a living.
From Ryan B on 12/6/2012

Wanna play house? You can be the door I 'll slam ya!
From seaweed perry on 6/16/2012

do you think all guys think with their penis? then will you blow my mind?
From john kelly on 11/23/2011

how heavy is a polar bear , heavy enough to break the ice
From nate jim on 9/27/2011

my dick is like an airplane, it gives girls orgasms.
From Tony Wilk on 9/13/2011

go up to a girl and say "excuse me, I couldnt help but notice you have something in your eye"... (girl usually itches their eye) You then say: "Nevermind its just a sparkle"
From nicole ellis on 9/22/2010

love is sensation
caused by temptation
a guy sticks his location
in a girl's destination
to increase popolutiondid u got my explanation
or need a demonstration
From scott h on 7/31/2010

Call me milk I'll do your body good
From chance fowler on 7/12/2009

want 2 go 2 my bush gardens & ride my shekra
From chance fowler on 7/11/2009

ur like lasanya wit cheez & im the garlic bread that goes good with it
From bigdaddy d big daddy d on 6/14/2009

Do you have a little black in you? (No) want to? AIN'T NO SHAME IN MY GAME I TELL IT LIKE IT IS!
From Rafael De La Isla on 5/15/2009

Nice legs, what time do they open?
From Bob the Builder on 4/10/2009

hey sugar slow down cause im a diabetic
From j l on 3/11/2009

lets have sex
From Josh Bennett on 2/7/2009

Did someone name a race-track after you? Because you've got the curves!
From Jeffy Fork on 1/16/2009

(Do somthin stupid and say:) idoped the ball on that one why not pick it up real slow
From Jeffy Fork on 1/16/2009

i droped my pen why don't you bend down real slow and pick it up
From demetrius moore on 1/16/2009

my love is like a fart built up and everywhere
From me gay on 1/12/2009

ya want aids cause i could give em to ya
From birtha jean on 12/24/2008

something must be wrong with my lungs, cause baby, they won't breathe whenever i think about you.
From Devin Shippee on 12/11/2008

i forgot my phone number can i have yourse?

From Devin Shippee on 12/11/2008

is there a keg in your pants?
Because i would like to tap that.
From WILFRIDO CAMACHO on 10/16/2008

From vala camario gang on 10/2/2008

From dana mcfarland on 9/16/2008

You ask a girl on a Hot day this:"Are you hot"? she says("yes")You say:Then stay that way.
From Nykengie Alexander on 7/3/2008

Baby when god made u he made me 2...dame we the bomb
From tristen langen on 6/23/2008

Ask a hot girl,"Hey, would you tell someone if you went camping, woke up and found a condome in you vagina? If she says no, ask her,"Do you want to go camping?
From marwa aryine on 6/12/2008

hey, you is your father a terresist cause your the bomb
From asdfsdfs daadsds on 6/8/2008

Scream and I'll shoot!
From calah w on 5/26/2008

did you just get off the barbaque pitt becasue you are smoking
From Captain Morgan on 5/21/2008

Fuck me if im wrong..but you wanna kiss me!
From bill gill on 3/25/2008

Do you have a tredmail?[if yes]Good because i keep losing you
From Andrew Jackson on 2/29/2008

Did it hurt? (she says "when") guy: when you fell from heavin
From Andrew Jackson on 2/29/2008

Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because i can see myself in your pants
From joey kennedy. on 1/27/2008

worst pickup line ever:do you like startrek?
From joey kennedy. on 1/27/2008

hey, you wanna earn a doller?
From joey kennedy. on 1/27/2008

ask me about my wiener.
From garrett norworthy on 1/18/2008

do u have a map (no why?) cause im lost in ur huge boobs
From Justine Richmond on 1/18/2008

I like every bone in your body. Even mine.
From day cdfs on 12/30/2007

If my mouth was full of skittles, would you taste the rainbow?
From Quentin Holguin on 12/21/2007

Nice legs, when are they open?
From Christian Ross on 12/11/2007

View Page:   1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26

Add Your Pickup Line | Back to Pickup Line List

LoudOffice.com :: Boston Website Design