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Cheesy Pickup Lines

These lines have been sorted alpabetically.  There are no guarantees that any of these can help you. 

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  1. I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
  2. You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
  3. As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
  4. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
  5. Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
  6. Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
  7. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
  8. Gee, for a fat girl you sure don’t sweat much.
  9. Lick your finger and touch the person, touch yourself with it and say, "Let's you and me get out of these wet clothes."
  10. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
  11. Excuse me, do you believe in one night stands?
  12. Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!
  13. Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
  14. Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
  15. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
  16. Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
  17. Have you heard the latest piece of medical knowledge saying that Sex is a real killer?  Do you want to die happy?
  18. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
  19. Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
  20. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.  So, would you smile for me?
  21. Does your boyfriend know where you are?
  22. Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
  23. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
  24. For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
  25. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
  26. Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
  27. I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
  28. I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
  29. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
  30. I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
  31. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
  32. Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.
  33. You're ugly but you intrigue me.
  34. Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
  35. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
  36. I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.
  37. If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah!   Do you have the  energy?"
  38. May I flirt with you?
  39. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
  40. Hi, how are you?
  41. I had sex with someone last night.  Was that you?
  42. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
  43. Hi, my name's Dan. You might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!
  44. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
  45. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
  46. Hi. You'll do.
  47. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  48. Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
  49. I was just curious?  Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
  50. Sorry to bother you, but I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that.
  51. Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?
  52. You are the only reason why I came in here alone.
  53. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
  54. You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
  55. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? (after she slaps you or leaves)  HEY!  What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
  56. Hi!
  57. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
  58. I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
  59. Say, did we go to different schools together?
  60. You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
  61. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  62. I seemed to have lost my way, would you mind taking me with you.
  63. Are my undies showing? ["No."]  "Would you like them to?"
  64. What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?  My Zipper
  65. I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
  66. Hi, I'm a fashion photographer.  Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
  67. Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?]  Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
  68. I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!!
  69. Overheard in our computer lab:  Just because your computers are incompatible, doesn't mean we are.
  70. Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home!
  71. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
  72. Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
  73. Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some?  (if yes…) Want some more?
  74. Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
  75. What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
  76. Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
  77. Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."
  78. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
  79. How do you like your eggs cooked? [Why?] Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
  80. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
  81. That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
  82. Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, "Wanna screw?"
  83. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?
  84. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
  85. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  86. Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.)
  87. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
  88. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
  89. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
  90. I'm new in town.  Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  91. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
  92. Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
  93. Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body?  {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"
  94. Were you just smiling at me from across the room, or do I have my contacts in wrong?
  95. At the Laundromat, "How much bleach should I put in with my good suit?"
  96. Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
  97. I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
  98. Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
  99. Hi there!  Do you want to see something really swell?

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