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Women at the Big Sale

It was the day after Thanksgiving, and incredible sales being offered for only the first few hours were the main reason for the long line that formed in front of the store by 7:00 am, for the store's special early opening time.

A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back by a group of angry women, amid loud and colorful curses.

"Get back in line!", they shouted.

On the man's second attempt, one woman grabbed him, another kicked him in the crotch, and a third punched him square in the jaw.  A few more women knocked him around a bit, and then he was thrown to the end of the line again.

"Get back in line!", they shouted again.

As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line...

"That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"

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